Amazing AlphaQuest Merch ideas

I had fun making these today but I have to know before I make any more of them, am I insane? Would anyone buy these as a button? a T-shirt? a toilet seat cover?

Creating in a bubble is usually not good, and god knows I can't count on people getting my sense of humor so any feedback would be appreciated. Thanks

Still playing around with this idea but I need to get back to drawing.